“We’re now on # 27 of #Squattergate,” Jimmy Kimmel said on his first post-Thanksgiving monologue on Monday night, while Donald Trump still ignores the reality of losing the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden.
This misconception was seen in a full exhibition over the weekend when Trump gave his first interview since the election to Fox News presenter Kimmel, who called “always sycophantic” Maria Bartiromo “the cornucopia of indisputable false claims”.
After playing the clip in which Trump messed up on the phone about “big, huge dumps,” the presenter joked, “When he reaches his age, a lot of his conversations are about the size of his trash.”
Regarding Bartiromo, Kim added, “I don’t know what happened to him, but he seems to be listening to the position of Donald Trump’s next wife because it was an interview.”
He later turned his attention to the president’s current wife, the first lady, Melania Trump, who announced how “pleased” she was to present the White House Christmas decorations this week, despite being stuck with her and asking, “Who gives a bass with christmas stuff?
“Make no mistake, Melania Trump is not enthusiastic about having a Christmas in the White House,” Kimmel said. “General Lee in the Christmas War.” But there’s an old Trump family that sounds like, “Nothing we say is true, so we’d even make money from it.”
With this, he unveiled a commercial for Melania’s new Christmas album, which features hits like “Fuck the Halls” and “I Saw Daddy Humping Stormy Claus”.
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